Bad tempered, volatile and definitely not house-trained, this feisty freak of nature is best studied in a controlled environment.
For a really fearsome display though, try luring it into a cocktail glass. With a little ice and mixology you’ll have the biggest, smokiest brew since Dr. Jekyll poured himself a night-cap.
If you like this you may also like:
-Furtive glances at the bar
-Not sticking to the path
-Howling* at the moon
Good To Know:
-Easy to pronounce
-Difficult to tame
-Not actually a monster; just a metaphor
*Always howl responsibly
